Friday, May 9, 2008

Two fake movie products I want to buy

Both Sex Panther, and the Jump to Conclusions Map, have practical uses for the everyday man. Trouble with loitering teenagers? Trespassers? Dabble a little Sex Panther on the premises and watch the deterrent power. For the younger set, the Jump to Conclusions map presents a drinking game with unlimited opportunities.

If it smells like a turd covered in burnt hair, you know it's good.
"That's the worst idea I've heard in my lifetime."