1) Resolve to know when you're past your prime.
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5) Resolve not to fall asleep first at a sausage party.
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6) Resolve not to sport wood in public. Mesh shorts are very risky.
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7) Resolve to abstain from facial tattooing. Hint: Do not pursue that which is both soluble and illegal.
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8) Resolve to avoid excessive douchebaggery, in either version.
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